Ready to get up to some trouble with everyone’s favourite teddy bear? For those who love the Ted film, this game is just a perfect accompaniment.
Where To Play
This game isn’t for the faint-hearted. For those who’ve watched the film, you’ll probably already know that, but for those that haven’t, let me do a quick summary of things you’ll expect to see: drink, drugs, fornication, and a fair bit of profanity.
So if you don’t like any of that, you can fuck right off, pal. Well I don’t mean that, but seriously, if you don’t actually like this kind of thing, this game really isn’t going to be for you.
But if you dooooo, you’re gonna absolutely love this game, because not only is it edgy and close to the line, it’s also a really good fucking slot game that’s accompanied beautifully by stunning visuals and silky smooth transitions and animations.
The symbols, as you would imagine, are all related the Ted film with a goose (he fights a goose in the film, remember), his wife, a 6 pack of beers, a Ted symbol, a bong, plus the traditional A’s, K’s, Q’s, J’s and scatters.
The best paying symbol is the Ted symbol which pays out odds of 500/1 should you hit five in a row. The bonus round is triggered by hitting three scatters symbols on any of the five reels.
There are five different bonus rounds on Ted, plus intermittent bonus rounds that just appear half way through a spin. The bonus rounds are really cool too, and you can see one of them in all its action at the top of the page.
You can’t bet on individual lines, but you can bet between 20p and £200 per spin. The house edge is a decent 4.2%.
There is a decent autoplay feature which too comes with a number of autostop options.
For fans of the film Ted, Blueprint Gaming really couldn’t have created a game that better suits its fanbase than this.
The Ted slot has all the great quirks which made the film so good like the edgy jokes, the consistent weed smoking, the immoderate drinking, and everything else that probably looks totally inappropriate to your Mam.
Not every slot game which takes inspiration from a film works out well, just look at the King Kong slot, but Ted really does. Quite frankly, it’s a stunning piece of work.
Where To Play
Author: Tom M.
Tom has been creating online content for over 10 years now starting way back as a small, impressionable 16-year-old. Tom mainly writes about sport and gambling, but every now and then also delves into fleshier subjects like politics and psychology. When he was 18 he created HungarianFootball.com and over the last few years he's written on a freelance basis for ESPN, WorldSoccer, Goal.com, among many others.